oh my god this guy messaged me on okcupid and he has a “don’t message me if” section and 

jesus christ

"you pet wandering mystery cats with no regard for toxoplasmosis"

I never wanted this to end

hes perfect

Everything is on this list….who the fuck can he date???!??

His hand.

So he wants someone who likes negativity and is generally not a happy person, but…sarcasm…is a deal breaker??

And you have to think feminism is good, BUT forget about it if you’re offended by how dangerously thin models are often idealized???

I’d go through all the other contradictions and general gross things, like how being racist is a must for some reason, but that would take forever. Um. At least he’s definitely not a holocaust denier?